Disneyland is not a country please

Thank you very nice cause I cannot induce any more humiliation upon myself after what happened today. I cannot face nobody!!!!!!!!!!! If only you were a stranger I could disengage. The word Fuck was very visibly etched on my face, evaporating from every pore. Seriously let me just cry right now. Better yet. Just let me be in solitary. Hey. Solitary requires a certain confidence k. Loners are way cooler than you think. Don’t look up just let them think there’s no place else you’d rather be. Sure it gets a bit quiet in here. ESPECIALLY SINCE MY MP3 ROSAK CAUSE SYAKI DROPPED IT INTO A CUP OF MILO. THANKS EH. I’m wireless-less &mp3less.

Yea I’m in school right now. Using the Eplaza. I’m still an NYP student til graduation next year k. (Wah. Exam belom dah think about graduation. Onward, Lela!)

I saw Dr. P just now:*) He had me at hello. He always have me at hello. That, or when he’s doing his runs:*)

Sab’s in the library. With her friend. Urmph.

Nevertheless, my morning had been pretty meaningful(1:50pm right now) &I ain’t talking about the mugging.

Not one of them involving you

Communication breakdown sey today. Slenger to the max. As in, yours truly. Maybe it’s the hair.

Kama not pleased. HAHAHAHA CAN TELL. SORRY BABE. You’re like my mother that way. Even she didn’t know what to say to me, except a meek “idk la”. Translation: whatever makes you happy, you fucked up weirdo.

The last ever presentation today. Screwed it up big time. As in, yours truly. WAS SO DISTRACTED. Maybe it was the lecturer’s goldfish eyes staring back at me when I was presenting. Or maybe I was just complacent.

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NgTL rather accusingly, to Justine, Yuwen &me, cause we weren’t in red like majority of the kids today: “Singaporean or not?”

“No.” Yuwen.

“Then what country you from?”

Yuwen’s eyes darted shiftily. For the first time she had nothing else witty to say.

“Country-less,” I helped her. “She lives in a cardboard.”

To Justine: “You lei? Singaporean or not?”

“Inside,” she said patriotically. I nodded emphasizingly.

“Inside. In my heart, I am Singaporean,” Justine elaborated.

I stopped nodding. If only I could say the same. “Inside. My bra red.”

&then here was when Yuwen quipped: “My underwear red. Menses.”

:DDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!???????????

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Jenny jahat. “Lela! What you doing here?”

We were in the room where the final year students(our classmates) were showcasing their final product. Were there to support Yuwen’s subgroup.

Lala being cheeky: “Oh, I’m the assessor.” (Lecturers were there to assess &grade the product)

Next thing Jenny was hollering, “Hello people! Here got new assessor Lela!” Thank god her voice wasn’t that loud, but a few of our kids were gawking &laughing in amusement. I wanted to disappear.

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Gray is not a feeling

It’s Monday la.

I wore black today.

My insane woman wore black today.

My Caramel Frappe also wore black today.

Mother of all shakey shots.

Odd one out:

Alalalala!! Aww, hey, there’s a reason why you’re my personal sun la, Aisya Farid

Reckless abandon

When?

Ahhaaaaaaa. Just kidding. Life can’t be any more sweeter.

What? I’m a fucking optimist.

DUUUUDEEEE. Khatijah’s ‘Building Healthy Relationship’ ICA &Clemau’s Alienation ICA presentation DONE, BABY! Both very positive remarks, YESSA. Gots to thank Nools for ..her references Wouldn’t have done Alienation without her, seriously. &then there’s US. We put our heart &soul into it. Sweat, tears &BLOOD. Don’t ask.

We all knew how Khatijah is Well CGH-clan should know, cause we had her as our CI not once but twice &she scares the living hell outtarf us. I’m saying she has admirable qualities &I respect her a great deal. Anyways, I like Khatijah. BUT WHY IS IT EVERYTIME WE SEE HER, WE FREEZE UP. No wonder when she suggested to us to come up with an “impromptu skit”, we simply left it to spontaneity(&the almighty above) &did it right there &then. Why? Because she said so.

Dude, she could have just said, “Balance the table and chairs on your head” for all I care, her wish is our command. Do it, or die trying.

Oh ya sidetrack a bit. ELJAY UPDATED. HERE!

K Come back.

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I want a photoshoot with the whole class please? Yes, inclusive of our very sexy mentor Andy Ong. Please please please please pleeeeease!!!!!!!!!! I promise I’ll leave you guys the fuck alone after that. Hahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear I’ll miss every fucking one of you.

“Wait. Before that, what day is it today?”

It’s Tuesday. SO WE GELARE-D! Cannot face another chocolate for the next 2weeks la, please. (Yea right.) This is kindar like a celebration la. Since we’re finished with our assessment, &we’re about done with our presentations.

Actually no la..it just felt funny having nothing to do after school. There was at one point we were like, eh why we stay back uh. Cause we were just too used to leaving the school as late as 8. But it was 2pm &we were like eh wtf??We can go home already!!

We had an (unintentional,) open, controversial conversations about sex, &blow jobs &masturbation while downing ice cream &waffles. Very refreshing=) We’re young &curious. (&one of us?Clueless.HAHA!)

This is the life, I was thinking, &I was downing down ice cubes under the scorching sun with Kama. &now &then eyeing Zaffy &Aisya Farid in amusement as they joked around with one another. Then one of us mentioned something the presentations &we were like, shit! But very leaderly(!?!), I reassured them that we would handle it tomorrow.

I will miss this life.

This morning was like hell. Agaaaaain, I left the house way too early just to get the fuck away from the crazy mother.

Snapshots of clarity

I spent an even longer time at BK Novena with Mohd Rasheedi (not Iteq) today.

“He had tubes all over him. He even had one coming out of his penis!” he was sharing. When I didn’t look even a little bit affected the way he did, he was like, “You seen worst?”

I was all nonchalant &everything. &anti-climatically I told him, “Tube out of penis is normal.”

His reaction: priceless. I still don’t know what’s funnier. That, or the story of that amah he helped who dropped her pants in front of him. Eh salah. Whose pants dropped in front of him

It is normal. Almost every patient I knew from a Geriatric ward had a urine catheter on. Yes, Rash, it’s called a urine catheter. We’ve already discussed how the tube manage to stay intact up the penis..”It’s really in the bladder neck.” Collective image above our heads of an inflated end of a tube stuck in someone’s bladder, except he was shuddering &I was just smiling wistfully to myself.

Listening to him talk about his life as a porter (eh..not life la, omg, I’m cursing him…) makes me realize how much I miss the hospital.

Of couse it’s because I’m cool

OOOOOOOHHH I kindar just set up My Johari Window over there on the side I’d truly appreciate if you’d participate… IT WOULD BE A REALLY GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT. You can remain anonymous if you want! EHEHEH THANK YOU ILY! Ya, ya I know we already did the activity during Andy’s tutorial today, but come onnnn. Though I appreciate all the wonderful compliments you scribbled on the piece of paper that’s been scotchtaped thrice to my back(stupid shit cannot stick), I believe you are more creative than that CHEY LELA TAK PUAS HATI.

You’d be surprised the words your friends use to describe you. I was. Pleasantly surprised. WHOAA I AM COOL?????????? Nobody else in class is labeled cool except yours truly. Kekeke.

“Curly!” Yuwen hollered, albeit belated.

“Hahah can also la.”

Cinta mati

And I’d give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
And I don’t want to go home right now

Home.

My family can be an annoying bunch. Sometimes I want to run away from them, far far far away. &violently disregard any sort of association with them. Ah, what else is new. (Practice some discretion, guyssss…seriously.)

My friends can be a (cute) annoying bunch as well. Ah, idk how else to put this. My peripheral vision is still pretty much intact, guys. Ehehe. Takpurr la. Looking forward to..this Saturday.

“Have a good weekend, guys!” Wee exclaimed before she left. I was like, pfft. But Zaf was all optimistic. “Of course,” she said with a conspiratorial wink. Then I reflected: “OH YA HOR.” Zaf found it terribly amusing that SHE had to remind me of my birthday. Wow. I guess I’m way too caught up with bullshit that is school &presentation.

Speaking of which:

dkgjsakgj kasjg a’gksfgagjsjn jgsajgajg ajfojghfgajkg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x1928u curyh!

K moving on

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OMG. I thought I’m daring(what’s with writing so openly), BUT CLEARLY AISYA FARID IS CRAZIER. (Kama &Zaf go, “YES YES.” Never have they agreed on anything so fiercely.)

Monday is the root of all evil

Today I accidentally blurted out, “Whatever, man. I’m a nurse.” Zaf had looked at me one kind. HAHA. I have a feeling my words will hang over me for the rest of my life like a black cloud.

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HAHAHHA. Idk, man.

Updates on first day of school:

It started with a freaking tampon

Thanks for probably the lamest, most nonsensical, &undeniably WHACKED msn conversation EVER.

I love you, Nools