Rubber seeds

Philip is a destructive cat. Affectionate, but also destructive. I remember having to wake up in the middle of the night, &finding the whole living room littered with tissues. &there he was, lying in the middle of it, his paws inside the empty box of Kleenex, looking at me like, “Oh hey, Lela. Look. Art. You Will appreciate it.” Heart pain sia, see the amount of tissues WASTEDDDD. It’s like equivalent to, what, a FOREST?

Also, Philip likes to climb curtains &play with the dangling wires at the back of the TV &the computer. Especially the computer. Cause it’s near the curtain too, so it’s like Philip-heaven there. 2 in 1. Often I have to distract him with my skull-keychain. &he likes to put stuff in his mouth. I swear, it’s like having an uncontrollable toddler in the house. Like a little baby brother with a tail.

You know, his tail distracts me? Cause it reminds me of a penis. Right size, right length, &shit like that. Not that I have a preference. His tail kindar curled at the end(some cats are like that), like the glans(head of penis). There was one time I was like, “Lina, look. Doesn’t it remind you of a penis.” &both of us stared at it &stoned.

“Should have named him Penis.”

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

Good morning I want a Canon EOS 450D, can? Who would like to donate me $1500. I swear after that I won’t disturb you I never ask for a lot of things, you know. What about you guys chip in money together??? By my birthday in July, confirm enough money liao. Boleh uh. Whose faces I shoot anyways? Korang jugak. HAHAAAAAAA.

Yesterday I was saying how I want a boyfriend who’s not afraid to go ALL THE WAY to the extreme……………………………… in camwhoring. When I think camwhore, I think continuous funny faces shots. &then on the other hand, he must also be able to look good also luh Be my free-model on those days I feel inspired. I haven’t been feeling inspired. Maybe tomorrow.

Oh yuh No classes today LONG WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve plans. To complete my Cleft Lip presentation, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE. But like me, though it WAS going somewhere, it’s going in a very shit pace. THE POTENTIAL TO GO ALL THE WAY. Yet, so………. So in the end!We decided to start from scratch. Start all over, with a clearer head, &deeper understanding. Of our materials. Now Cleft Lip has a significant place in the story book of life(?). Simply cause we did a presentation on it. A presentation that almost got us losing our heads. New cleft brain syndrome. Only attacks if you work with Lela.

School’s been taking on toll on all of us luh. We only left school yesterday at 7:30pm. Wow. 10ish hours in school(for me:D), 11ish for the others. Yea yea I was late for 8am tutorial, whatever. It was raining! …K I lied, it wasn’t.

Down, Cody, down!

So I sent Phils to the vet today for a check up prior his ..castration the next day He’s got ear infection(macam ader orang tu uh!!!HEHE), which explains his dirty ears. NO matter how many times we clean it. Otherwise healthy! Still a baby, actually. Teenage cat, I’d say. K so he has to take this drops luh. Apply it into both his ears. &now they are temporarily(I HOPE) drooped like this:

Luuuckily green he’s not, or like Yoda he’ll look.

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