Snapshots of clarity

I spent an even longer time at BK Novena with Mohd Rasheedi (not Iteq) today.

“He had tubes all over him. He even had one coming out of his penis!” he was sharing. When I didn’t look even a little bit affected the way he did, he was like, “You seen worst?”

I was all nonchalant &everything. &anti-climatically I told him, “Tube out of penis is normal.”

His reaction: priceless. I still don’t know what’s funnier. That, or the story of that amah he helped who dropped her pants in front of him. Eh salah. Whose pants dropped in front of him

It is normal. Almost every patient I knew from a Geriatric ward had a urine catheter on. Yes, Rash, it’s called a urine catheter. We’ve already discussed how the tube manage to stay intact up the penis..”It’s really in the bladder neck.” Collective image above our heads of an inflated end of a tube stuck in someone’s bladder, except he was shuddering &I was just smiling wistfully to myself.

Listening to him talk about his life as a porter (eh..not life la, omg, I’m cursing him…) makes me realize how much I miss the hospital.

Yea right

I’ll be wearing the nurse uniform earlier than the others. Cause I lost in a hand game(hand game kepe?), hence am one of the unlucky 3 night nurses for lab simulation this Wednesday. Scenario: in the emergency department. Looking forward to it. It’s gunna be one kickass experienceHahahahhahahahhafuck.