In today’s WTF:

“She’s not my biological mum.”
“SHE’S NOT?”
“Well YAR. My dad’s not my biological dad too.”
“YOU’RE ADOPTED?”
“YOU DIDN’T KNOW?”
“You DIDN’T TELL ME.”
“I DID.”
“I DON’T REMEMBER.”
“I TOLD YOU GUYS BACK IN YEAR1!”
“NOOO. I didn’t remember.” … &then I said, “Don’t tell the rest. This is so embarrassing.”

&THEN later Kama went, “EH ZAF. Wanna know something or not! Did you know I’m adopted?”

Both she &Farid nodded their heads.

“LELA DIDN’T KNOW.” Tsk tsk tsk.

WTF!

Nyeh. I suck that way. I HONESTLY NEVER RECALLED ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGG. THE HELL? I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED. I MEAN, IT’S SUCH A BIG THING LEI.

I’ve failed as a friend.

HAHAHA.

But I redeemed myself by helping her pluck off dem white hairs

Also, Huifen sat on me today. Imagine my fucked up surprise when I felt something heavy weighing down my right shoulder. Idk, it happened so fast. I was taking my time to sit down cause everywhere everything hurts(POST NAPFA, DOK). So yar. I was like, k, slowlyyyyyy…(it hurts x10000 when getting up). &just as my butt was about to touch the floor, HF sat on me.

I think she was taking HER time to sit too. Thank god. Imagine if she were just to like plonk her ass? I’d end up with a dislocated right shoulder.

We just laughed it off la for about 2full minutes. But knowing me, I never let her off so easy I kept poking fun of the whole thing la!

“What happens when patient still remains VT even after defibrillated?” NgSE asked.

“Idk..Try sitting on him?” I snided with a sideway glance at HF. She was so abashed; I felt so bad after that! I kept having to reassure her I’m ok, no harm no foul. Let’s just mess with you for a bit.

&what’s with her mispronouncing so many words??????????????????? Monyet sounded like ..the malay word for penis(idk the spelling so I ain’t making an ass of myself by trying. …oh wth. It’s konek right?:O)

“You understand today’s lesson or not uh?” HF asked.

“Nope. Don’t understand yesterday’s also. …the day before yesterday’s also…”

“&also the day before the day before yesterday’s.”

“Tots.”

That’s another WTF! The lab lesson with NgSE itself… She was showing us types of ECG. Fuck there are a lot of types.

One damn complicated wave came on the monitor. Lame futile attempts at guessing.

“Inverted P wave,” Ng gave us a clue.

“Inverted P…is b lor.” Elton.

“LOSER!” Zaf hollered.

WTF!

&I thought the lesson on the types of resuscitation drugs were cheem… Tell me it’s not gunna get worst:O!!!!!

Funny I should say this now but if wtf has a new spelling, it would be L-O-I. Loi. Seriously…she needs to take a chill pill. Or, idk, the whole WORLD needs to take a chill pill. Hah kau. Idk, man. It’s like she makes me look at the society in a different way. Makes me look at the authority!with resentment.

“Ask her what’s her problem,” Loi was going on about something.

Yea, tots! What’s your fucking problem? I felt like saying.

I left her tutorial room, feeling fuckably pissed off. Not with her la, let’s not be bitter &harsh. I’m sure her body of knowledge is superb, I don’t doubt that. Dude, I respect that. But the stories she shared..I couldn’t find a single link to the presentation at all? What’s with the comparison between “popular lecturers” who often seen mixing with the students &the rest of the lecturers who don’t give a fuck &go around reprimanding those who break the rules &”don’t care that the students don’t like them”? Apparently the latter are much more knowledgable? Or something?IDK. I just don’t get it why she had to stress that AT ALL.

WTF!

Well! I left Weeed’s lecture feeling like I just attended marriage counselling You don’t just marry me, you marry my whole family.

Speaking of family:

“Idk how to tell Momster I’ve been selected to go Hongkong,” Lina told me. “&that I’m going to &she’s not gunna stop me.”

“Idk how to tell Momster Gdad’s gunna buy me the $1500 camera,” I told her. “&that I’m gunna pay him back idk how, but I will. Or she will. Depends on whether I will eventually tell her or not-”

“Eh longwinded uh kau.”

Whoops.

Trina’s tutorial damn fun. WHATS NEWWWWWWWW

YOU KNOW WHAT. I will miss every single one of you fucks. From Peiru right down the fucking list to Zafira<33333