Rubber seeds
May 17, 2008
Philip is a destructive cat. Affectionate, but also destructive. I remember having to wake up in the middle of the night, &finding the whole living room littered with tissues. &there he was, lying in the middle of it, his paws inside the empty box of Kleenex, looking at me like, “Oh hey, Lela. Look. Art. You Will appreciate it.” Heart pain sia, see the amount of tissues WASTEDDDD. It’s like equivalent to, what, a FOREST?
Also, Philip likes to climb curtains &play with the dangling wires at the back of the TV &the computer. Especially the computer. Cause it’s near the curtain too, so it’s like Philip-heaven there. 2 in 1. Often I have to distract him with my skull-keychain. &he likes to put stuff in his mouth. I swear, it’s like having an uncontrollable toddler in the house. Like a little baby brother with a tail.
You know, his tail distracts me? Cause it reminds me of a penis. Right size, right length, &shit like that. Not that I have a preference. His tail kindar curled at the end(some cats are like that), like the glans(head of penis). There was one time I was like, “Lina, look. Doesn’t it remind you of a penis.” &both of us stared at it &stoned.
“Should have named him Penis.”
