High highs &low lows

those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
ever heard of natural glue?
those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
it’s vr easy to get…

no glue says:
natural glue?

those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
yea….
those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
now, stick out ur little finger..

no glue says:
uh huh

those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
then u poke it into ur nose and korek….
those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
ahahahah…
those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
if it’s dry then too bad lor…

no glue says:
thanks ey Ai Kim
no glue says:
korek yours baru tau

those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
heehee.. u’re welcome!!
those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
mine is dry now…. so, there no natural glue…
those jokes.. When can I hear it again? says:
LoL….

no glue says:
guess tmr i’l be feeling everybody’s nasal cavity

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PADEHAL CAN JUST BUY. HAHA. K. Just let me be.

I remembered this joke Lina made. About the song Stop &Stare by One Republic? “Mat rep’s anthem,” she said. I was like, why? &then the next second we just roared with laughter. So I thought I’d give a shot: “No air by Chris Brown &Jordan Sparks, right? How am I supposed to breathe with no air. OXYGEN THERAPY. HAHAHAHAHHA.” But nobody laughed with me. Try again:

“At first I was like, why are they singing about having no hair???? &then OHHHH NO AAAAAIR. HHAHAHAHHA.” Again all I got was blank stares from Lina &Killer. FINE. I’M NOT FUNNY.

Hai. I always take out the funny in jokes. Like if an intendedly funny joke or story is a butt. Nice, fleshy, squeezable, grippable(ie during sex), firm butt, then I’m the bloody haemorrhoid.

Speaking of haemorrhoids. Wonder how Syahida is doing:DDDDD HAHAHAH.

Pieces from my visual journey slipped off &were carried away by the wind. GOD I NEVER REACTED SO FAST TO ANYTHING BEFORE. I tried not to imagine somebody picking it up, READING THE EMBARRASSING PIECES OF ME. Cis. I might as well just strip my clothes off for them.

Kama tried to make me join Maple. HAHA. UHM. Speaking of Maple. Almost kicked this guy in the balls today. Nothing turns me off more than a guy with his psp. What more one BLOCKING THE WAY. Then I looked up. Oh it’s Ib, deliberately blocking me. &then I wished I really did kicked him in the balls.

I pasted a newspaper article of Canon EOS 450D on my closet, hoping Momster gets the hint.

I was browsing 8days &they have this competition in an article: guess this year’s American Idol winner &get the chance to win………… A GIBSON GUITAR W.T.F!!!!! David A? Though I’m rooting for Cook. Oh &Cousin Lili reckoned I look like Syesha M. (You think that’s funny. Aunt Ruby thought I look like JOANNE PEH? HOH YEA THATS FUNNY.) “Keep your hair long &we shall do something to your underrated curls.” HMMM??????????????????

Lina’s friend, to a picture of us: “Who’s that? Your boyfriend eh?” WTF. It’s ok. I’ve learnt to embrace my androgyny… Eh shit, skali reminded me of you, Harith. Cause you know we know I know you make one really hot bitch. Aww. Your lashes are longer than mine. &your small feet fits in those Mondo shoes

“EH CRAPPER.”
“EH! Monkey!”

&Yuwen walked off giggling like that was the funniest shit. I swear sometimes I think she likes me HAHAHHAHA.